<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008901.html">Hemorrhoidal Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 37766 -->Girl on cell: Honey, they zapped my asshole.<br/><br/>--Outside Tribeca Grand Hotel<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37047 -->Girl to friends: There's this boy in my class, and his name is Ash-oh-lee, but it's spelled A-S-S-H-O-L-E, with an accent on the E... His mama named him Asshole!<br/><br/>--Bus, between 77th &amp; 76th<br/><br/>Overheard by: It's a Jersey thing<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39919 -->Queer on cell: Tell him that if his asshole tingles, he'll know I'm near.<br/><br/>--Franklin &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40580 -->Hobo: It doesn't take a genius to see it. He's a flaming asshole who needs to be spanked.<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: i wish i was a tourist sometimes<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42371 -->Man to friend: He's a fuckin' asshole... Even in a wheelchair he's a fuckin' asshole!<br/><br/>--9th St &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45709 -->Chick: Oh, he's much better than any other guy I've dated... He's not an asshole, he's not Type A... My only problem with him is that he's not depressed enough.<br/><br/>--Amore's Pizza, 14th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: dues<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 31, 2007