<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008904.html">Wednesday One-Liners Have Their Own Kneepads</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 44403 -->Grey-haired middle-aged man on cell: 40 grand for a suck. No... 40 grand, and I'll suck your dick.<br/><br/>--Fashion District<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42225 -->Man on cell: What about the licking? Did you practice licking? I can't teach you anything if you don't practice. You have to practice the licking if you want to do it right.<br/><br/>--78th St &amp; 37th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jillian<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42530 -->Homeless woman: Everyone on this train eats pussy! Guys, girls, all ya'll!<br/><br/>--2 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Macaire<br/><br/><!-- ID = 43783 -->Ghetto dude: Do you see that building? Do you see that building? That's NYU. It took me 26 years to get my degree there. And what am I doing? Still sucking white dick.<br/><br/>--Bleecker &amp; Mercer<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jay<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45686 -->Guy on cell: Yeah, man, this chick just gave me a blowjob. She was like, 'Are you on <i>Restless</i>?' And I was like, 'Yeah,' and then she dropped to her knees!<br/><br/>--2nd &amp; 2nd<br/><br/>Overheard by: wishing i did soaps<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45947 -->Suit on cell: On one hand, you're married, and I don't need that kind of drama. On the other hand, you do owe me a blowjob.<br/><br/>--Wall St, 2-3 stop atrium<br/><br/>Overheard by: did he get a receipt?<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 31, 2007