<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008905.html">The Original Ray's Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 37602 -->Guy on cell: We can eat pizza and watch people's faces get cut off!<br/><br/>--Nassau &amp; Humboldt, Greenpoint<br/><br/><!-- ID = 35875 -->Drunk guy: Come eat this pizza! It's the best fucking pizza in the city. Best fucking pizza in the city. I fucking guarantee it. Fucking best pizza. Good choice, ma'am. This is the best fucking pizza in the city. [Passerby goes in, exits 10 minutes later.] God, I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life.<br/><br/>--Bleecker &amp; Sullivan<br/><br/>Overheard by: d f<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39226 -->Tourist: Oh, Ray's Pizzeria - I've seen that pizzeria before! I think I've been here before!<br/><br/>--St. Mark's &amp; 3rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42483 -->Guy: Oh my god, I totally need a hammock made of pizza.<br/><br/>--ACE station, 42nd St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Janet<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 31, 2007