<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008906.html">Wednesday One-Liners Remember the Little People</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 40401 -->Ghetto guy: Yo, I gotta be careful and hurry up and catch this midget before she leave me.<br/><br/>--59th &amp; Lex<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wonkanobi<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40448 -->Short lady: And I told him, 'I may be an ugly midget, but at least I'm not a Neanderthal.'<br/><br/>--Outside Starbucks, Court &amp; Dean St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40449 -->Little girl watching midget walk by: Look, Mommy! Mini-Me's wife!<br/><br/>--91st &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46139 -->Man to son: ... And that's because New York was founded by midgets.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nina Milnes<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 31, 2007