<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008907.html">Wednesday One-Liners File Jointly</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 38379 -->Man in Rangers shirt: ... And that's when we realized that she married Satan.<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: rosemary's baby<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40105 -->Homeless guy yelling at everyone: Paul McCartney, you so rich, why you marry a woman with one leg? You could buy yourself one with two legs easily. Easily, dammit.<br/><br/>--E/V station, 53rd &amp; 5th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 41182 -->Professor: Marriage is a state institution. It's not a voluntary love-fest.<br/><br/>--Silver Center, Washington Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42376 -->Balding suit on cell: No, no, it was a phase... And I would know, right? No, I'm telling you, he's just confused... He's a kid! And anyway, he's married now... No, he'll be fine.<br/><br/>--Citarella, W 9th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42460 -->Dude: Sitting here eating these Nerds is the best day of my life, ever. Well, this and my wedding day.<br/><br/>--Landmark Sunshine Cinema, Houston St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Russ Wall<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 31, 2007