<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008908.html">Wednesday One-Liners Always Have a Date</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 41364 -->Man on cell: I had never used a dildo before, you know? It's just never come up, I guess. So I think, 'Okay, I'm not that young anymore -- I'll take what I can get...' and it was going fine, but then I didn't know you're not supposed to shove it in that fast...<br/><br/>--14th St &amp; 3rd Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Peter L<br/><br/><!-- ID = 41834 -->Dude on cell: Why would I get the pink one? It's not a dildo, it's a back massager from Duane Reade.<br/><br/>--Christopher &amp; 7th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 41846 -->Girl: I've got my Reisens and my vibrator, and I'm all set!<br/><br/>--Duane Reade, Montague &amp; Court, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42080 -->Young woman turning to male friend: So, bud, conquered any good buttplugs lately?<br/><br/>--6 train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45973 -->Girl whispering: I think that girl in line behind me just read this text about rubber pussy cups!<br/><br/>--Victoria's Secret dressing room<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44101 -->20-something guy to pals at brunch: I'm tired of being the guy with all the good sex toys!<br/><br/>--56th &amp; 9th<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 31, 2007