<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008909.html">Wednesday One-Liners Know Best</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 41797 -->Woman on cell: My father is, like, my retarded child.<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rick<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42565 -->Chick on cell: My father's sister moved there. Then my aunt went.<br/><br/>--29th &amp; Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Adam Nathan<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45196 -->Drunk guy: Ew! Mom and Dad have foot sex? I don't even want to think about it!<br/><br/>--Far Rockaway train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Liz<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45542 -->Little tourist girl: A lot of people are wearing black today, Daddy.<br/><br/>--46th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Scarfish<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46055 -->Woman to another: Every time I get pregnant, I always worry, 'Who mah baby daddy?'<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble, Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 43755 -->Guy to friends: So, you didn't fondle her dad's belly?<br/><br/>--Columbus Circle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 41350 -->Student on cell: Hi, Dad! How are you? [Long pause] This is your son.<br/><br/>--NYU Law<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 31, 2007