<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008910.html">Wednesday One-Liners Fail English? That Unpossible.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 41395 -->Crackhead girl talking to old pimp: I don't know why for she call you... Just to be talkin' shit... You know how I be is...<br/><br/>--Bed-Stuy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 43901 -->Vassar student: If I spoke France fluently, I'd be there right now!<br/><br/>--West 7th &amp; Avenue T<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45003 -->Man leaning into friend's car window: Nah, she aight... Nah, she aight... Nah, she aight. [Sees a guy across the street] Hey, man, you aight? Aight... Nah, she aight...<br/><br/>--150th &amp; Macombs<br/><br/><!-- ID = 41739 -->Black woman: He coulda played for the Bears, he coulda played for the Jets, but nothing never stucked.<br/><br/>--14th St &amp; 6th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: off white<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44447 -->Earnest student giving presentation: I was going to talk about Freud, but I decided he was tangenital to the discussion.<br/><br/>--NYU Silver Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: She wasn't kidding, and no one laughed<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45897 -->Artistic hipster wannabe: Also, not to get too psychoanaliterature...<br/><br/>--Starbucks, Union Square West<br/><br/>Overheard by: Benjamin<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42689 -->Thug: Yo, nigga, don't make me yo' escapegoat!<br/><br/>--4 train, Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: charles elliot<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 31, 2007