<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008929.html">Take Me, My Mighty Silverback!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 45827 -->Jerk in back row: Paul McCartney should have stopped after the Beatles. I mean, what the fuck else good did he do after that? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. He couldn't go from point A to point B. What's the shortest distance from A to B, again? Like, the hypotenuse of a triangle? He never found the hypotenuse without Lennon.<br/>Annoyed man in front of him: Dude, the hypotenuse is the longest side. Now shut the fuck up.<br/>Annoyed man's girlfriend: That was so hot.<br/><br/>--Carnegie Hall<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 2, 2007