<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008992.html">Wednesday One-Liners Have 23 Intelligence, but 6 Charisma</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 42888 -->Fat college guy on cell: I only read books with robot insects on the cover. If it doesn't have robot insects, I slap a sticker on. <i>Pride and Prejudice</i>? Robot insects on the cover makes it better.<br/><br/>--Metro-North<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ferry<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45864 -->Guy to friend: Look, the root of the problem is that you have a shrine dedicated to semi-colons in your closest! I don't care if they're the god of all punctuation marks, that's just weird!<br/><br/>--Stuyvesant High School<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46218 -->Metrosexual: I'm fairly certain that I've read every single fantasy series that has dragons in it.<br/><br/>--Stuyvesant Town<br/><br/>Overheard by: Karin<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46560 -->Ghetto chick: Nah, all I'm sayin's is that even if you look like Steve Urkel, as long as you got the brain of Steve Urkel, you good with me.<br/><br/>--Jamaica-bound F train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Floyd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39430 -->Leader of pack of teen boys dressed up like <i>Star Trek</i> characters: I didn't say it was a <i>good</i> planet...<br/><br/>--Tuxedo Renaissance Festival<br/><br/>Overheard by: Murray<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 7, 2007