<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008993.html">Wednesday One-Liners As Portrayed by Steinbeck</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 42583 -->Hobo, after playing keyboard and screaming Christmas carols: Ladies and gentlemen, if you have any change I would greatly appreciate it. It would be going to a good cause -- I need a lot of therapy.<br/><br/>--L stop, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: sunny maguire<br/><br/><!-- ID = 43594 -->Crazy hobo to no one: It's the Hudson River -- it moved! On Christmas day, it will be April 15th. Sign my petition.<br/><br/>--M15 bus, Ave A<br/><br/>Overheard by: Getting off at next stop<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45192 -->Hobo: I'll be your lover for a month if you buy me a motorcycle.<br/><br/>--79th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46144 -->Hobo to puddle: You don't fucking know, man. Shit. You don't fucking know.<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46620 -->Homeless woman at 11 in the morning: I'm sorry to bother you all. I am homeless, and I haven't had a decent meal since earlier today.<br/><br/>--F train to Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: I hadn't had a decent meal at all at that time<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46359 -->Hobo to hobo friend: Yo, let me get your e-mail!<br/><br/>--W 27th St<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 7, 2007