<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008995.html">Wednesday One-Liners Wouldn't Say They're <i>Missing</i> Work</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 38182 -->Manager to resigned employee: It's okay. If I worked here I'd be looking for another job as well.<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble, Park Slope<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42858 -->Guy pleading into cell: Give me a break! So I have sex with one fuckin' coworker...<br/><br/>--Lafayette &amp; Spring<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jeff in Soho<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44510 -->Late-40s guy: When you get to be my age it's hard to make the big money, to become rich. Sure, I could get a job, but that's not me.<br/><br/>--Bus, Port Authority<br/><br/>Overheard by: How long is this bus ride?<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44691 -->Suit: I mean, if I'm gonna fuck a fatty it's going to be one I don't have to see at work on Monday.<br/><br/>--6 train, Astor Place<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44482 -->Bike messenger: I could die at any time. That's why my job is so great. I clock in for doom.<br/><br/>--37th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 7, 2007