<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009026.html">The Nuclear Option</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 46431 -->Riders scurry away as crazy woman yells at them and pokes them with her cane for sitting on one of her seats. Young woman boards train and sits.<br/><br/>Crazy woman: Wooo! Go! Go! Go! Wooo!<br/>Young woman: Hey, you have three seats, and I'm just sitting on the edge of this one so you can have half. I am not getting up.<br/>Crazy woman: <i>Wooo</i>!<br/>Young woman: See all those people standing? It's not fair for you to have four seats. [Crazy woman pulls down pants and starts peeing. Young woman gets up] Okay, you win.<br/><br/>--Manhattan-bound D train, Brooklyn<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 10, 2007