<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009073.html">Wednesday One-Liners May Begin... Now</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 44753 -->NYU student: I feel like the professor didn't scare me enough about the final exam y'know? So then, like, I didn't get nervous enough, so then I didn't study enough, so then I didn't do well on it, y'know? So, like, it's really my professor's fault, y'know?<br/><br/>--Korean deli, 13th St &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Joseph O'Connell<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38966 -->Cop: Yeah, the open-book exam? I passed it on appeal.<br/><br/>--45th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44770 -->Guy on cell: ... Fucked me, dude. Fucked me hard. Bent me over the desk and rammed a bluebook right up my ass. Sooo fuckin' hard...<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44808 -->Guy: I should have studied for this final... But the tequila was so good!<br/><br/>--NYU Silver Center<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44904 -->Student to professor during final: Do you want us to use our intelligence or follow the instructions?<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 14, 2007