<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009083.html">Wednesday One-Liners Won't Remember This Tomorrow</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 42345 -->Little girl on dad's shoulders: Hmmm. Beer. I'm not really a fan of that anymore.<br/><br/>--Outside MSG<br/><br/>Overheard by: eric p<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42440 -->Guy on cell: Dude, I'm sayin', it's like every single time we have sex she is drunk! Sooo drunk... [Sighs.]<br/><br/>--Canal St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42486 -->20-something chick on cell: Well, they do say alcohol solves problems...<br/><br/>--Houston &amp; 1st Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Chris<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42927 -->NJ transit conductor: We are now approaching New York Penn Station. If you are traveling with any small children, the elderly, or drunk people, please escort them off of the train -- maybe by the hand -- because there is a wide gap between the train and the platform.<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45876 -->Mom to wobbling little girl: Are you a drunken sailor? Drunken sailor, yay!<br/><br/>--Liberty St &amp; South End Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: julia<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46968 -->British girl to two friends: ... And I knew he was drunk that night because he fell over.<br/><br/>--R train from Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mark<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 14, 2007