<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009135.html">If You Can't 'Date' Yourself, You Might As Well Commit Suicide</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 39958 -->Dude #1: Look at me -- I'm a hairy beast. I don't think even I could date myself.<br/>Dude #2: Yeah, man, I don't think I could even date you -- you just wouldn't be my type.<br/>Dude #1: That hurts, man.<br/>Dude #2: It would be a shitty relationship, anyway.<br/>Dude #1: ... Yeah, you're right.<br/><br/>--Neptune Diner<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nathaniel Jones<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 19, 2007