<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009176.html">Nobody in New York Knows the Difference between At-Home and Outside Conversations</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 47497 -->Yuppie kid: Mommy shaves her hoo-hoo!<br/>Yuppie dad: Okay, honey. Look, do you want your book?<br/>Yuppie kid: I came in the bathroom this morning and asked Mommy what she was doing and she said shaving her hoo-hoo. Mommy shaves her hoo-hoo!<br/>Yuppie dad: Dylan, remember when we discussed at-home conversations and outside conversations?<br/>Yuppie kid: Yes.<br/>Yuppie dad: Well, this is an at-home conversation.<br/>Yuppie kid: Okay, daddy. [Sings to herself quietly] Mommmyyy shaves her hoo-hooo...<br/>Black lady: See, home conversating, outside conversating -- that's bullshit. My kid says shit like that, I smack him. He won't say shit like that again.<br/>Yuppie dad: Okay, thank you, but I think our method works just fine.<br/>Yuppie kid: Lady, do you shave your hoo-hoo?<br/>Black lady: Oh, yeah, that shit is workin' just fine. She's all kinds of polite.<br/>Yuppie dad: Okay, Dylan, this is our stop.<br/><br/>--R train<br/><br/>Overheard by: SandmanEsq<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 22, 2007