<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009244.html">Wednesday One-Liners for Steve Guttenberg</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 39156 -->Tall, broad cop speaking loudly and very slowly to disabled man: Now, if you took that cane and swung it and aimed it, and you hit that guy in the head, that was not an accident.<br/><br/>--Ramp to pedestrian lane of Brooklyn Bridge<br/><br/>Overheard by: Audrey<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39793 -->Traffic cop with megaphone: I never drove one of these things before!<br/><br/>--34th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40088 -->Guy: So, they found him sleeping in the dumpster again so they reported it to his commanding officer. And he's like, 'Why is is this officer sleeping in a dumpster when he's supposed to be out on patrol?'<br/><br/>--N train<br/><br/>Overheard by: sara n.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44338 -->Perky queer: ... So then I played a cop! And I beat a guy up!<br/><br/>--76th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Harriet Vane<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 28, 2007