<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009246.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Excellent Drivers, Excellent Drivers</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 45560 -->Man to woman and her friend pushing a stroller: Listen, Jeanie, you like my sperm, and I like your car. I'm sure we can make a deal.<br/><br/>--60th &amp; Central Park South<br/><br/><!-- ID = 43610 -->Firefighter after getting a call: Hey, boss, how many one-way streets do you think I can drive down the wrong way?<br/><br/>--Pathmark under Manhattan Bridge<br/><br/>Overheard by: tj<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39965 -->Midwestern woman in preppy clothes sticking head out passenger window of sedan: Excuse me, we're trying to merge...<br/><br/>--Waiting to enter Lincoln Tunnel<br/><br/>Overheard by: Angela<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48185 -->Homeless musician with Casio keyboard plays entire intro to 'Oye Como Va,' then sings: Oye como va, ba da da, blah blah blah <i>blah</i> blah! [Abruptly stops] Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's what you get for not having a car.<br/><br/>--L train to Williamsburg<br/><br/>Overheard by: Subway Goer<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 28, 2007