<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009247.html">Wednesday One-Liners Ignore the <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007734.html">Bloody Hand</a></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 39684 -->Little old lady to little old hubby: Fuck you, Dick, I am not crossing against the light! I can't do it. Fuck you!<br/><br/>--Houston &amp; LaGuardia<br/><br/>Overheard by: Almost peed on myself from laughing<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42811 -->Little tourist to mom: We are jaywalking, <i>yay</i>!<br/><br/>--Outside Sak's<br/><br/>Overheard by: also jaywalking<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45467 -->Guy on cell: ... So it's fucked up, nights in the city. Everyone jaywalks, and they all wear black... Shit, good point! Blacks! ... Yeah, you get a black guy wearing black, jaywalking -- that's a perfect storm of trouble! ... I dunno, but I bet it has something to do with why insurance is so high...<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; Bleecker<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45677 -->Two guys cross street on 'Don't walk' signal as car is coming.<br/><br/>Traffic cop: Hit 'em! <i>Hit 'em</i>!<br/><br/>--35th &amp; 5th<br/><br/>Overheard by: mike<br/><br/><!-- ID = 47866 -->Loud grandma tourist blocking crosswalk: What's the matter with these people?! Why are they crossing the street? Can't they see the 'No crossing' sign? Where do they think they're going?<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42321 -->Tourist woman to crowd of pedestrians: No, <i>don't cross</i>! Here comes the big red hand!<br/><br/>--51st &amp; 5th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Micaela<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 28, 2007