<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009248.html">Wednesday One-Liners: 'That's What She Said'</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 43892 -->Biology professor to students: Now that you've got the basic structure, I'm going to bone you for a while.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/>Overheard by: i'm in the hard class<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42186 -->Conductor: Okay, folks, we're actually running ahead of schedule. We'll be stopping for approximately 40 minutes, so if you like you can get out and spread your legs. Spread your-- stretch your legs...<br/><br/>--Amtrak train into Penn<br/><br/>Overheard by: KT<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45193 -->Woman on cell: It's from the car accident. I can't really move my head, and he woke up stiff this morning, and that never happens.<br/><br/>--5 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46573 -->Woman: Maggie has stopped eating. She's just not putting as many things in her mouth as she used to.<br/><br/><br/>--Union Square market<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46722 -->Girl on cell: Hey, Mom. Hold on a second, I'm gonna three-way Dad... Oh, wow, weird.<br/><br/>--Jamaica Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mike<br/><br/><!-- ID = 47105 -->Guy on PA: Hey, Mark, could you do me a favor? Just put it in, please? Yeah, I need you to put it in right now. Thanks, Mark!<br/><br/>--PATH<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ferocious Russian<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 28, 2007