<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009249.html">Crosstown Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 41434 -->Driver: Some people want to go to work, some people want to go home, <i>some</i> people want to go into your pockets... Watch for pickpockets.<br/><br/>--B44 bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Katia<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45717 -->Bus driver: This is the express bus to Boston. We'll arrive at 10:00, 10:30, whichever is earlier.<br/><br/>--Port Authority bus terminal<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45772 -->Bus driver: Happy New Year's everyone. This is the New Year's bus. I hope someone is looking over my roasted pork chops in the oven back there. I got some collard greens and potatoes cookin' as well. Let's get this bus movin'.<br/><br/>--101 bus, 68th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sashanyc<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45988 -->Bus driver who wouldn't let anyone pay to get on, claiming she'd won the lottery: Nice day today, huh? Y'all wanna go to the beach? Bring a blanket? Three p.m. -- meet me at a secret location. MTA going your way! They won't mind if I take it for a few hours. Madison is next.<br/><br/>--M79 bus, 79th &amp; 5th<br/><br/>Overheard by: mar<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46765 -->Bus driver to boarding passengers: If you have a name that starts with a letter, move to the back of the bus.<br/><br/>--86th St crosstown bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Hannah Rose<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 28, 2007