<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009250.html">Wednesday One-Liners Should Be in Foster Care</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 42785 -->Security guard to another: ... So if you really want to take a gamble you buy a baby.<br/><br/>--Lobby, Psych building, NYU<br/><br/><!-- ID = 43617 -->Woman on cell: ... And then he said he gonna kick mah baby 'cross the street!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: what??<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44536 -->Guy on skates to chick: ... And these people, they eat their babies...<br/><br/>--West Village<br/><br/>Overheard by: Joe is So Friggin Amazing<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48038 -->Chick on cell: So, she trusted this woman to watch over her baby, right? And then she takes the baby to the zoo for a photo shoot and comes back with the wrong baby!<br/><br/>--Grocery store, 8th St &amp; Ave C<br/><br/><!-- ID = 47423 -->Man on phone: So, what? You don't want me to be in the baby's life anymore? ... Well, you know what? I did your sister! [Hangs up angrily.]<br/><br/>--Starbucks, 66th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 47910 -->Lady: So I said to my sistah, 'I ain't goin' to spend my weed money on your baby's diapers!'<br/><br/>--Fulton Mall<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 28, 2007