<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009251.html">Wednesday One-Liners Have to Go</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 41636 -->Lady on cell: Trust me, this is the one time you can pee on a woman and not totally demean her.<br/><br/>--Grand Central<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39215 -->Well-dressed woman holding a McDonald's cup that her son, pants still around his ankles, pissed into: Nice job, honey.<br/><br/>--14th &amp; 6th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44804 -->Girl in back row: I really like the new LIRR trains. I never pissed in the old ones, but I licked one once... Oh, and I pissed on the floor of a new one... Yeah, I did.<br/><br/>--Fordham University, Lincoln Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wishing my Physics Final Started 5 min's ago<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42847 -->Pissing hobo: This piss is for Mike Bloomberg. Ahhh, yeah.<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble restroom, 82nd St<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 28, 2007