<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009253.html">Wednesday One-Liners Now Get Rollover Minutes</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 43714 -->Chick: So, my friend called me yesterday and said, 'I called you because I had diarrhea and it made me think of you.'<br/><br/>--Starbucks, 110th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Fudd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46707 -->Frustrated man: You call me back and I'll tell you where the food is!<br/><br/>--23rd &amp; 6th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 46911 -->Girl on cell with ex-boyfriend: Wait a second, I don't get good service here. Let me go outside so I can yell at you.<br/><br/>--Loehmann's, 16th &amp; 7th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 47626 -->Yuppie dressed as hipster: Hey. Oh, sorry I didn't call... So, yeah, I was in a kidnapping today...<br/><br/>--Bleecker<br/><br/><!-- ID = 47253 -->Bus driver over intercom: And to your right you will see a sleazy motel. If you notice any cars that look familar please give a quick call home.<br/><br/>--Q46 bus<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 28, 2007