<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009337.html"><i>Extreme Makeover: Wednesday One-Liners Edition</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 46123 -->Guy to chick with him: I'd hold your hand, but my heart hates uggoes.<br/><br/>--67th &amp; 1st<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40499 -->Girl watching two hot Mormon guys walk by: I think it evens out. I have actually seen ugly Mormons.<br/><br/>--Flatbush &amp; 5th Ave, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: stephanie k<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48032 -->Dude: Yeah, she's not ugly, but she's definitely not pretty. But she wants me to set her up with one of my friends. I told her that they're all either married or ugly, but then I realized I should set her up with one of the uglies because it'll help her self esteem.<br/><br/>--Rangers Game, Madison Square Garden<br/><br/>Overheard by: Veronica<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48070 -->Hoochie: I mean, he's not the ugliest guy I've made out with. I made out with a guy who looked like Alf.<br/><br/>--Time Warner Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: Tater Tot<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48106 -->Old guy: I'm a good judge of character. That's why I never talk to her. That and because she's got a face like a foot. I never talk to ugly people.<br/><br/>--Viacom elevator, 1515 Broadway<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 7, 2007