<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009536.html">10 Bucks Says This Is a Behavioral Science Experiment</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 49789 -->Two moms enter with two sleepy 12-year-old girls and a 14-year-old boy.<br/><br/>Mom #1 to boy: Hey! Do that dance! Do your dance and ask everyone for money! Come on, get some change! [Boy sits next to a reading girl and leans on her.] Don't you want money? Ask that girl for some money! Oh, hey, did I tell you the best thing about prison? They let you smoke up in there.<br/>Girl #1: Weed?<br/>Mom #2: The trick is getting friendly with the guards. You can't just do it any time you want.<br/>Mom #1: That's right, because you gotta get a job in prison. I got three jobs. Hey! What's that girl got? What's she got? Hey, find out what's she got!<br/>Boy: Book! Hey. Book!<br/>Mom #1: Book! Haha! You know what you need, son, is pussy. White pussy. White pussy that knows how to read. She'll take care of you so you can do your business. <br/>Old man enters train, looks at seat next to girls: Can I sit here?<br/>Girl #2: Uh, no.<br/>Mom #2: Move your fucking ass, you lazy fucking piece of shit! No manners -- my kids got no manners.<br/><br/>--F train from Queens to Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Reading girl<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 23, 2007