<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009546.html">Unfortunately, the Crime Scene Had Already Been Thoroughly Dusted</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 48445 -->Young woman: You felt me up while I was asleep!<br/>Lying man: How do you know, if you were asleep?<br/>Young woman: You stuck your fingers in my pussy while I was asleep!<br/>Lying man: Why would I do that? There's nothing in there that I was looking for.<br/>Lying man's lawyer: Come on, don't argue with her.<br/>Young woman: If they find your fingerprints in my pussy you're going to jail, motherfucker!<br/>Lying man, taunting: What if I wore gloves?<br/>Young woman: Hear that? He confessed!<br/><br/>--Hallway, Supreme Court, Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: Big Larry<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 24, 2007