<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009584.html">Wait... Ugly Women with Handsome Men?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 43369 -->Chick: She has low self-esteem.<br/>Dude: She should. She's mad ugly.<br/>Chick: I've known people who are ugly but really beautiful.<br/>Dude: No.<br/>Chick: No, really! I've seen ugly men with beautiful women and ugly women with handsome men.<br/>Dude: I'm dumb-shallow. If you don't look good, you can't be my friend.<br/>Chick: But you're judging people. Like God.<br/>Dude: Fuck that. I pay my own rent. I don't need anybody. I'm straight, but all my guy friends look good. If you're ugly, you can't be my friend. I'm dumb-shallow. [A few minutes later] Yo, if someone says I don't look good, somethin's wrong with them or their eyes, 'cause I look good.<br/><br/>--4 train, rush hour<br/><br/>Overheard by: Veej<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 27, 2007