<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009600.html">Wednesday One-Liners Used the Rhythm Method</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 47049 -->Girl: Last time you told me something was overrated I got pregnant.<br/><br/>--Sephora, Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: linzz<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40532 -->Guy: ... So then she changed her middle name to something like &quot;Afterbirth...&quot;<br/><br/>--Spring St<br/><br/>Overheard by: boston bobby<br/><br/><!-- ID = 47946 -->College guy on cell: He was like, 'Shit, she's got a bun in the oven!' And I was like, 'Oh, shit!'<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: roo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48764 -->Chick: She said he talked to her on the phone and that's how he got her pregnant.<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wondering how that works<br/><br/><!-- ID = 49225 -->Preggers: I'm gonna across this street against the light, pregnant and all, and I'm not gonna have a miscarriage.<br/><br/>--Eastern Pkwy &amp; Classon Ave, Crown Heights, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 49670 -->Employee to another: I only gained two pounds during my pregnancy, and I'm on my seventh month!<br/><br/>--Burger King, 5th Ave, between 36th &amp; 37th<br/><br/>Overheard by: EE Grimshaw<br/><br/><!-- ID = 49829 -->NYU girl on cell: ... So then the doctor comes in and he goes, 'Houston, we have a problem...&quot; I know, right? What's with doctors trying to be all funny when they're telling you that you're pregnant?<br/><br/>--NYU bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: tj<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 28, 2007