<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009638.html">At Least It's Not One of Those Bowls with Decorative Balls in It</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 50525 -->Guy #1: My relationship isn't working out.<br/>Guy #2: What's wrong, dude?<br/>Guy #1: Well, I woke up today and realized there was a vase sitting on the mantle.<br/>Guy #2: What the hell does that have to do with it?<br/>Guy #1: It has no purpose! It just sits there!<br/>Guy #2: Um... I think that's what vases usually do.<br/>Guy #1: Exactly! That's why I didn't have any. They don't do anything. They're useless. There's absolutely no reason to have one, and now all of a sudden, I do. [Desperately] What has happened to me?!<br/><br/>--Downtown bus stop<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 31, 2007