<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009689.html">Wednesday One-Liners Love New York. Maybe.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 40709 -->Guy to buddy: It's just like New York, except it's clean and quiet... and people are nice.<br/><br/>--51st &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 43991 -->Tourist girl: You guys, we're finally here! New York! Sleepless in... Oh my god, I'm such a moron!<br/><br/>--Incoming Air Canada flight, JFK airport<br/><br/>Overheard by: la petite touriste<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44019 -->Hobo to passerby wearing 'I love NY' shirt: Try living here for a few months, see how much you fucking love it.<br/><br/>--Chinatown<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44121 -->Pedicab driver to intrigued tourists: It is the most exciting thing you will do in New York City.<br/><br/>--58th &amp; 5th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Stevo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45853 -->Woman: Sure, in New York something gets blown up every now and then. But at least we don't have to worry about falling off into the ocean.<br/><br/>--Filene's Basement<br/><br/>Overheard by: amused tourist<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48428 -->High-strung mom to nanny: Just leave him here and go check. He's not going to get kidnapped. No one in New York wants kids, anyway.<br/><br/>--C train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 50050 -->Subway preacher: All of you are going to hell because of New York!<br/><br/>--Grand Central<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 4, 2007