<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009711.html">Mare: Are You in Yet, Puny Human?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 50605 -->Outdoorsy woman: I raise horses on our farm in Kentucky.<br/>Guy: Yeah? I saw this program on the Discovery Channel about artificially inseminating horses.<br/>Outdoorsy woman: We do it the natural way.<br/>Guy: Why do they do artificial insemination?<br/>Outdoorsy woman: So that the stallion doesn't have to travel. Also, you can inseminate numerous mares with one ejaculation.<br/>Guy: I saw this guy stick his arm all the way up into the mare to inseminate her.<br/>Outdoorsy woman: How did you like the size of the cock on the stallion?<br/>Guy: Are you kidding? I want a transplant.<br/>Waitress: Would you like to hear our specials tonight?<br/><br/>--Outback Steak House<br/><br/>Overheard by: Big Larry<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 6, 2007