<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009770.html">Wednesday One-Liners Keep Them All in the Air</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 42383 -->Kid: ... And his balls were hanging out of his <i>skirt</i>!<br/><br/>--Stuyvesant High School<br/><br/><!-- ID = 43300 -->Drunk chick: Can I pleeease kick you in the balls? It's my birthday!<br/><br/>--Ave A<br/><br/><!-- ID = 47979 -->Bimbette: So, balls are always -- and, like, totally not in a sexual way -- but balls are always hitting me in the face.<br/><br/>--Line at Upright Citizens Brigade<br/><br/><!-- ID = 49654 -->Street vendor to another: So, what if you were wearing shorts and you had one ball hangin' out?<br/><br/>--W 49th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 49948 -->Hot chick to another: So, I had him by the balls...<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 50104 -->Girl: No, no, don't scratch your balls! [Screams.]<br/><br/>--8 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alex<br/><br/><!-- ID = 50946 -->Actor: I look down and there's this blue spot on my balls. It looked like I fucked a smurf.<br/><br/>--Backstage, Strawberry One-Act Festival<br/><br/>Overheard by: I hate it when that happens<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 11, 2007