<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009771.html">Outlaw Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 46799 -->Thug to tourist taking picture: Yeah, bitch, I'm in your picture! I'm in your picture! Put it on MySpace, bitch!<br/><br/>--W 34th &amp; 7th<br/><br/>Overheard by: nisey79<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48819 -->Thug to friend: Nigga, it's hard to explain... It looked... like a decorated cosine curve!<br/><br/>--110th &amp; Lenox<br/><br/>Overheard by: Curly Ku<br/><br/><!-- ID = 49195 -->Thugette to thug boyfriend: This ain't Valentine's Day. You slap me I'll slap you back!<br/><br/>--Bronx-bound D train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Krissss<br/><br/><!-- ID = 51581 -->Thug to his baby, after carrying her stroller down the subway steps: Woo-hah, I got you all in check.<br/><br/>--6 train station, 59th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jackie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 53720 -->Thug: Shit. Jimmy Hoffa's lucky he don't gotta pay taxes.<br/><br/>--Brooklyn-bound F train<br/><br/>Overheard by: In debt on the F train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 52392 -->Thug: That thang was so big you could put a whole paragraph on it!<br/><br/>--6 train<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 11, 2007