<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009773.html">Wednesday One-Liners Leave a Note</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 43808 -->Clerk: ... So she pulls the suicide card. On the second date!<br/><br/>--30th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Schroeder<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48139 -->Sociology professor: Just think of your life as a thousand chances a day to commit suicide.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48963 -->Pessimistic teen: Jelly beans make me want to kill myself.<br/><br/>--Tasti D-Lite, Bleecker &amp; MacDougall<br/><br/>Overheard by: Louis<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48849 -->Chick: I would never commit suicide! I would do something instead. You know, like cut sugar cane...<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nosy<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 11, 2007