<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009776.html">Post-Painterly Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 39420 -->Student: I didn't describe the sculpture, I just said that the combination of her and Weird Al inspired me.<br/><br/>--Hunter College<br/><br/>Overheard by: Haley<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37459 -->Woman: I'm not really into the whole modern art thing -- I just don't like it.<br/><br/>--MoMA<br/><br/><!-- ID = 43680 -->Confused foreign professor: Monet and Picasso are famous painters. George Bush is not.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/>Overheard by: Cait O'Connor<br/><br/><!-- ID = 51190 -->Man to woman after they make out: The problem is, if you're an artist today and you take a picture of a guy jumping off a bridge in Paris, no one's going to care.<br/><br/>--Armory Art Fair<br/><br/><!-- ID = 47555 -->JAP: So, are these the real Monets?<br/><br/>--The Met<br/><br/>Overheard by: Charlie Nicholson<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 11, 2007