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<!-- ID = 51477 -->Mother: Honey, what is wrong with your eyes?<br/>Teen daughter: I am stoned.<br/>Mother: You look like you have allergies.<br/>Teen daughter: I am stoned.<br/>Mother: Maybe it's pink eye.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 13, 2007