<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009918.html">If These Balls Could Talk, They'd Say the Same Thing</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 49863 -->Angry chick: I am so mad at you right now!<br/>Boyfriend: Sorry, babe. It's not my fault you're still on your period.<br/>Angry chick: I wasn't talking to you, Jake*, I was talking to my ovaries.<br/><br/>--Morton St<br/><br/>Overheard by: these walls are paperthin<br/><br/> <span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Damo</span> <br/><br/> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "I Apologize for Ovaryacting" - Katherine Duke<br/> &middot; "Quiet! We're Trying to Decide Whether or Not We're Going to Trap You into Marrying Us." - Kara<br/> &middot; "The Whore Moans" - Stephanie L<br/> &middot; "You Could Always Get Rid of Them, and Earn 19 More Cents An Hour" - Kristen<br/> &middot; "You could have prevented this if you stopped wearing that damn condom." - Josh H<br/> </span> <br/><br/> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 19, 2007