<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009948.html">Wednesday One-Liners, Now with Pop-Up Blocker</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 49862 -->Trader: Yeah, so after I first called him I accidentally sent him a hardcore porn email, and he got such a kick out of it he sent me a hundred and fifty thousand share order.<br/><br/>--42nd &amp; Madison<br/><br/>Overheard by: So that's how he makes so much money<br/><br/><!-- ID = 49165 -->Chick : Well, I got that thing on Facebook for his funeral, so I'll be there Monday...<br/><br/>--NJ Transit train to Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jingles<br/><br/><!-- ID = 51200 -->Kid on cell: Okay, now attach the file to the email... The file name is, um, 'Beautiful black booties.' What? Come on, I really need this for my oral presentation.<br/><br/>--Yeshiva University High School<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ellen DeGenerate<br/><br/><!-- ID = 52057 -->Hipster on cell: I am so MySpace mad at you.<br/><br/>--10th &amp; Bedford<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mandy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 53167 -->Girl: Friending him on Facebook is not an indication that you want to get in his pants!<br/><br/>--L train<br/><br/>Overheard by: michelle c<br/><br/><!-- ID = 53368 -->Skinny tween boy: My mom told me to be careful of stalkers on MySpace. Then, as soon as I signed up, I already had one friend -- he was this guy named Tom -- just smiling at me. I thought, 'Man, how did the stalker find me so fast?!'<br/><br/>--1 train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 54114 -->30-something dude to another: So, lately I've been really into Googling existential questions...<br/><br/>--E 3rd &amp; Bowery<br/><br/>Overheard by: alyosha<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 25, 2007