<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010025.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are the Fourth Sacrament</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 49735 -->Girl: I can't complain because we're not married -- then I can complain all I want.<br/><br/>--Iron Sushi<br/><br/><!-- ID = 50281 -->14-year-old girl to mom: If you had married that other guy I would have been so much taller!<br/><br/>--70th &amp; Lex<br/><br/>Overheard by: Evelyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 50475 -->Hobo to bystander: You're gonna marry a woman and not know she's a government agent? How retarded can you get?!<br/><br/>--Queens-bound V train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 52565 -->Chick: What you're saying is, he couldn't afford the wastebasket so he got a wife?<br/><br/>--140th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 52595 -->20-ish chick on cell: I don't care! He has chubby fingers... I'm still not going to marry him.<br/><br/><br/>--97th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 54329 -->Professor: Will you marry me?! Your father is dead!<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 2, 2007