<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010112.html">Wednesday One-Liners with Two Percent Body Fat</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 49589 -->Hipster girl to another: Yeah, everyone has a crush on him, but he's got halitosis. And a concave chest!<br/><br/>--MoMA<br/><br/><!-- ID = 49940 -->Hipster chick to friend: Whoa. I just felt totally suffocated by capitalist society.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/><!-- ID = 50262 -->Hipster in rainbow moonboots: So I say to this girl as I'm roofie-ing her juice box...<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: eliza<br/><br/><!-- ID = 50699 -->Hipster chick on cell: Hello? Hey! Guess what? I found my underwear!<br/><br/>--1st Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Aria Grillo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 55475 -->Hipster: I mean, you can't just rock a sombrero and think that it's cool.<br/><br/>--6th &amp; 10th<br/><br/>Overheard by: El<br/><br/><!-- ID = 55594 -->Hipster chick to tourist friends: ... And across the street is where Albert Greenberg lived for a while.<br/><br/>--E 2nd St, across street from Allen Ginsberg's former walkup<br/><br/>Overheard by: midtown_strangler<br/><br/><!-- ID = 56126 -->Hipster chick: I wanna create a website: Nine-Eleven -- get over it.<br/><br/>--4 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Hurtz donit<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 9, 2007