<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010147.html">A Gentleman Never Spells and Tells</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 48408 -->Big, sleazy blonde: Are you fucking kidding me! You've never had sex?<br/>Mormon guy: No, I promised myself I would save that for marriage.<br/>Big, sleazy blonde: Oh my fucking goodness. What is this, an audition for the 40-year-old virgin movie?<br/>Mormon guy: Haha, well, I'm not 40 yet.<br/>Big, sleazy blonde: So, what do all you Mormons do when you date?<br/>Mormon guy: Oh, you know -- hold hands, talk, long walks on the beach, Scrabble...<br/>Big, sleazy blonde: So, for you Mormons Scrabble is like sex, then?<br/><br/>--Metro North<br/><br/>Overheard by: trying my best not to laugh<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 12, 2007