<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010154.html">You Show Great Restraint for a New Yorker</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 51907 -->Tourist: Why does everyone on this train look so sad? Everybody looks like they're having the worst day. [To girl sitting next to him] Are you having a bad day?<br/>Girl: No.<br/>Tourist: Probably because it's so cold here. Is it always so cold here?<br/>Girl: No. It's really cold for March.<br/>Tourist: It's too cold to go swimming, isn't it?<br/>Girl: Yes.<br/>Tourist: Oh, well. We're headed uptown. What do you think my chances of seeing Woody Allen are?<br/>Girl: Very slim.<br/><br/>--Manhattan-bound 4 train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 12, 2007