<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010178.html">Who <i>Was</i> That Masked Man?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 52212 -->Beer buddy #1: I have a question. You know how there are plenty of girls who won't do oral or anal sex, right?<br/>Beer buddy #2: No girl who I'd waste any time with, but yeah. So?<br/>Beer buddy #1: So, statistically there must be some homosexual guys who won't do oral or anal sex, right? I mean, just by the law of averages, there must be, right?<br/>Beer buddy #2: So? Is this leading to some kind of hypothesis?<br/>Beer buddy #1: Well, if a gay guy isn't into oral or anal sex, where does he fit into the gay community?<br/>Beer buddy #3: He could do a lot of other things. He could let other guys piss into his mouth, he could jack off onto other guys, he could do circle jerks, he could be a bukkake boy... There's lots of stuff he could do.<br/>Beer buddy #1: Oh, yeah. I never thought of that.<br/>Queer at next table, getting up to leave: He could also be fitted with a leather hood, suspended from the ceiling, and taught discipline. If you want to know more, here's my card.<br/><br/>--Bar, Soho<br/><br/>Overheard by: Big Larry<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 14, 2007