<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010189.html">Real Sunlight Isn't Slippery Enough</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 56959 -->Queer: So, I freaked out earlier this morning. I went to the bathroom to take a piss, whipped it out, and my dick was brown!<br/>Fag hag, horrified: Did you not clean yourself good after anal?<br/>Queer: No, no, I always do! But, like, I'm thinking I have an STD or something! My heart almost stopped!<br/>Fag hag: So... Do you?<br/>Queer: Well, no. Then I looked at my hand and it was brown, too. Then I remembered -- last night I masturbated with my sister's self tanner.<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: trying to get the mental image out of my head<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 15, 2007