<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010195.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Potty Mouths</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 51872 -->Man in stall, struggling: Damn you, Taco Bell!<br/><br/>--Bathroom, John Jay College<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44545 -->Girl on cell in stall: I liked him better when he was homeless.<br/><br/>--Bathroom, Lerner Hall, Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sydney<br/><br/><!-- ID = 51594 -->Drunk hipster in stall: Don't get the kielbasa sandwich.<br/><br/>--Club Warsaw, Williamsburg<br/><br/>Overheard by: nickporjr<br/><br/><!-- ID = 50956 -->Man on cell in stall: Hold on a second, honey. [Biological sounds] Okay, I'm back. Look, there's no way to say this other than right out. This week together made me think things over. Will you marry me?<br/><br/>--Office bathroom, 44th &amp; Lex<br/><br/>Overheard by: Tony<br/><br/><!-- ID = 55606 -->Drunk girl in stall, to herself: Okay, this time let's try not to pee all over my jeans.<br/><br/>--Cabana, Maritime Hotel<br/><br/><!-- ID = 56104 -->Girl in stall: Uggghhh! Fuck... [Panting] Fuck!<br/><br/>--Bathroom, Fordham Law School<br/><br/>Overheard by: Seriously concerned<br/><br/><!-- ID = 57583 -->Guy at urinal: Oh yeah, son! Yeah, I am dominating this shit!<br/><br/>--Library Bathroom, Fordham University<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 16, 2007