<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010233.html">"My Coke Dealer Says" Wouldn't Have Had the Same Ring</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 54132 -->Loud lady: Would you like a tissue? [Guy on phone snivels loudly, shakes head. Lady waves tissue at him.] Excuse me, here's a tissue.<br/>Guy, covering phone: No, thanks.<br/>Loud lady: Please take the tissue. I hate that noise you're making. It's disgusting.<br/>Guy, into phone: Nobody. I'm waiting for the train to move and some woman wants me to blow my nose.<br/>Loud lady: It's making me sick to look at you. You should be ashamed of yourself. Take the tissue!<br/>Guy, to loud lady: My mom says you're a rude bitch who should shut the fuck up and go to the next car if you don't like it! [Lady storms off.]<br/><br/>--N train, Ditmars station, Astoria<br/><br/>Overheard by: A Mother Says What?<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 19, 2007