<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010285.html">Wednesday One-Liners for Ralph Kramden</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 49882 -->Bus driver: This bus is making all the same stops as the subway. This bus is the train! This bus is the train! Choo-choo!<br/><br/>--Bus running as the 7 train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48579 -->Bus driver: Step on in. Step on in. Tropical palm trees in the back.<br/><br/>--Q101 bus, 59th &amp; 2nd<br/><br/>Overheard by: marerod<br/><br/><!-- ID = 49692 -->Bus driver, about blonde cop crossing street: Christie Brinkley there is looking to lock someone up so she can make detective next week.<br/><br/>--B75 bus, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 50490 -->Bus driver: Everybody sliiide to the left... Sliiide to the right... One hop this time!<br/><br/>--B44 bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: steph<br/><br/><!-- ID = 50518 -->Ballin' driver: Dem tips are not just for the ride, they fo' the looks. Much love!<br/><br/>--LaGuardia shuttle bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alex<br/><br/><!-- ID = 51344 -->Bus driver: Utopia!<br/><br/>--Q46 bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 56545 -->Bus driver: Attention ladies and gentlemen, the next stop is Fifth Avenue. Please have your passports ready for inspection.<br/><br/>--79th St Crosstown Bus<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 23, 2007