<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010320.html">Your Best Option Is Just to Get Fat and Buy the Clothes</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 48978 -->Teen #1: Sometimes I fantasize about having a baby with him just so I could be attached to him forever. In fact, last night I was looking on the Internet for when your most fertile days are... And mine is today.<br/>Teen #2, laughing: Well, I definitely don't ever want to get pregnant. Those nasty maternity clothes... Ew.<br/>Teen #1: What?! I like the maternity clothes better than regular clothes!<br/>Teen #2: Nah, fuck maternity!<br/><br/>--Port Authority Bus Terminal<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 26, 2007